Friday, July 11, 2008

Shocking News: CAAFlog Blogger Court-Martialed

From Monday's Daily Journal:

No. 08-0613/AR. U.S. v. Christopher J. MATTHEWS. CCA 20030404. Appellant's motion to extend time to file the supplement to the petition for grant of review granted, but only up to and including July 22, 2008.

Ok, the other "t" is for Think Not! But, I had you going there for a minute?


Christopher Mathews said...

Actually, my family sold the superflous "t" several years ago to the Bosnian government. As you may know, consonants are in high demand throughout the Balkans, so we made a tidy profit on the deal.

Unfortunately, we invested all the proceeds in Enron stock, but up to that point the concept was sound.

John O'Connor said...

I think this accused is actually the Christopher Matthews who hosts "Hardball" on MSNBC. I heard they did a story on the military once, which automatically grants CAAF jurisdcition over him.

Anonymous said...

That's funny.